I have heard from many people that, after watching Puella Magi Madoka Magica, they have wanted to cut Kyubey's eerily smiling head off and crush it. Now, with the Usakoro Kyubey Powder plush, you can do just that! Well, the decapitating has already been taken care of but you can still squeeze the Incubator's disembodied head to your heart's content. The head-ball thing that may once have been a Kyubey fits comfortably in your hand. The plush also comes with a removable ball chain, so you can attach it to your bag or hang it in your car, as warning to all the other contract-offering, talking squirrels.
The Usakoro Kyubey Powder plushie comes in three colors (white, pink, and black) with three different expressions based on Japanese internet memes. The faces include a small and closed mouth (mussuri), a rounded and grinning mouth (ninmari), or open and smiling mouth (gokigen). Each plush is available from J-List for US$4.80 each. Which color and expression would you want?