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24% discount on 16 Tall Square Baseline Table after a price decrease from $229.00 to $173.31.
New price on 20 Tall Square Baseline Table, now at $173.31 after 24% decrease in price!
20 Tall Square Baseline Table’s price decreased 24% from $229.00 to $173.31!
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Creepy Perverts Review Girl’s One-Piece Swimsuit On...
Creepy Perverts Review Girl’s One-Piece Swimsuit On Amazon
This right here is some gross and disturbing nonsense. These reviews are from Japan (big surprise!) where there’s a huge fetish culture surrounding navy blue swimsuits that are primarily used by middle school and high school girl swim teams.
★★★★★ Pleasure inversely proportional to perversion(519 out of 555 customers found this review helpful)
I’m 165cm-tall and am able to wear this swimsuit without any difficulty. When I wear this to work I am plunged into indescribable feelings of pleasure from the thrill that my coworkers might find out what I’m wearing.
To like-minded swimsuit enthusiasts, I also recommend wearing it to the public pool. It’s hard to find a time when no one else is around and I’ve only been able to do it twice myself, but if you can get in the water and swim around you can experience a sensation like you have never known before.
When I entered the pool, I gradually lowered my body into the water and the tight-fitting material slowly loosened as it absorbed the the moisture. When you finally submerge yourself completely and the wet cloth clings to your body, you completely lose yourself in sensual pleasure. Bringing yourself out of the water, your body feels slightly heavy and you can feel the water pressed between your body and the swimsuit and the moisture absorbed in the swimsuit itself drip down gradually.
There are just some of the ways you can use your school swimsuit.
However, drying the swimsuit is no easy task. I live with my wife and two children and so I can’t leave it out. I thought about hanging it to dry in my room, but it left water drops on the floor. Please exercise caution.
I love how they refer to themselves as “swimsuit enthusiasts.” Like it’s model trains or fucking coin collecting. And I’d really like to meet the 529 out of 550 customers who found this review helpful. Who ARE these people? Gosh danged weirdos, that’s who.
Check out a few more of these creepy reviews over on RocketNews24.
Jest Set Radio HD Hits Consoles & PC This September For Just...
Jest Set Radio HD Hits Consoles & PC This September For Just $10
Jet Set Radio (atrociously titled Jet Grind Radio in the U.S. for copyright reasons) was a legend back it’s time. It was the first game ever to use the “cel-shaded” technique and paved the way for many games after it. Now, twelve years after it’s initial release on the Sega Dreamcast, the cult classic gets a much-deserved HD facelift and makes its way to the PlayStation Network on September 18 and Xbox LIVE Arcade & Steam on September 19th for just $9.99. PS Vita owners will get it for the same price, but have to wait until October 16th.
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20 Incredible Kid Cosplays: Little Geeks
Last month we saw another successful San Diego Comic Con come and go, and with it an abundance of wonderful cosplays of those in attendance. Cosplay can be incredibly easy to mess up, but when it’s done right then it’s friggen awesome. Now, kids are far more adorable than adults, as a general rule of thumb, but this goes double for kids cosplaying. There’s just something about a kid dressed as their favorite superhero or any Star Trek character that can make ...
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