THE LIVE ACTION ‘ATTACK ON TITAN’ PORN IS A THING AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
The popular manga/anime sensation gets Rule 34'd.
(WARNING: This is a very, very, VERY NSFW post. You’ve been warned.)
No way! I totally wear the same costume when I play with my action figures too!
Just like the manga and anime, plenty of nekkid dudes nommin’ on fools…
… and freaking the hell out about it.
And boobies, because porn. You can’t tell, but all of the ::ahem:: “actors” are wearing flesh-colored tape on their naughty bits. I kinda’ think the chick’s totally fell off in this pic though.
Remember back in the Street Fighter II days when you’d pause the game to see up Chun-Li’s skirt? I wonder if the photographer was thinking about that when he took this pic. That’s his life now!
God, this is weird.
She travelled door-to-door looking for a decent top and pair of pants, but she could never find any in her size. I heard she got an eating disorder after that. No wait - she was disorderly and started eating people.
This shit looks serious you guys.
Okay, now it just looks silly. I swear “The Sound of Music” popped into my head when I saw this.
I somehow keep forgetting this is a porn. It’s good to be reminded of things. I think all reminders should come in the form high-kicking crotch-shots, but that’s just me.
I truly wonder what she’s thinking right now. This picture is both tragic and poetic, yet somehow erotic, but that’s probably just ‘cause there’s boobs in it.
Oh, hey! A person wearing clothes!
The chick in the back is actually allergic to porn, that’s why she’s wearing a mask. Her doctor recommended that she change professions, but nothing can stop her from her dreams, ya’ know? I admire that.
"Snap ya’ fingers. Do ya’ step. You can do it all by yo’ self."
Man… she’s still wearing clothes. That’s pretty dumb.
Okay, Internet, these green screen shots are ripe for PhotoShopping. Do your worst.
And then they all had sex with each other right before a bunch of naked giants ate them. And then had sex with each other.
Hey it’s these guys again! That dude’s pot belly gives me confidence in my future career as a porn star.
Looks like she’s doing that cute “nyan” cat thing that chicks sometimes do in anime.
You know how in porn there’s almost always that one scene where a chick flicks her bean while watching a couple go at it? I’m pretty sure this is that scene.
Can’t tell if I’m aroused or creeped out. Moving right along…
This is what happens when you spend 3/4 your budget on action figures, tiny villages, body paint and flesh-colored tape instead of saving for special effects.
"Acting."
Little boxes on the hillside.
Little boxes made of ticky tacky.
Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same.
The lawsuit-evadingly titled Charge on Themis - Titan Soldiers hits Japan on DVD and digital download on Jaunary 10, 2014. Can’t freaking wait.
(Kotaku via Asagawo Blog)